Tag: porn

While I’m busy being sick and typing up the next book for my fellow peeps of culture, I remembered something and I thought that this would be an excellent way to both brighten the day of some of you lucky folks…

As well as make it clear what this place is all about. If you’re looking for hand-holding sex for the purposes of recreation in the missionary position… with a futa dong or two… or three… and a tentacle or two? Then this is the right spot.

At any rate, for those amongst you who are gamers?

I heartily recommend you check out Subverse. A game available on both Steam and Gog. It’s currently in early access but the updates just keep on cumming and so do I! (nope not sorry :P)

(Also not sponsored by them or anything of the sort. Just like their product.)

Now on the throbbing heart of the matter.

What’s the game about?

Basically, as I like to describe it: a porn parody of Mass Effect.

Our protagonist is a crass, horni, memetastic goblinoid in the body of a chad who wants to stick it in every willing space babe he will find, both alien and human alike.

In other words, a mix between Captain Kirk and Deadpool.

Don’t expect triple AAA studios gameplay, but it is enough to get the job done. Plus, the dialogues are all fully voiced and the voice actors give some yumy as all hells performances. And the cutscenes and sex scenes are all digital 3D models.

So, if I’ve piqued your interest, consider checking out a trailer or two to see if it’s your cup of tea. And if you do end up buying it? Be sure to thoroughly probe the game’s depths.